Mark Knows It All

I went to Zoar this past weekend. I didn’t know Zoar existed until Friday night, when I mentioned to some friends that my wife and I were looking for a day trip destination for Saturday. My friend said: “Why don’t you go to Zoar?” Whoa !!! My mind was immediately filled with visions of far off planets and big breasted women, like some bad 1950’s space movie. Zoar Lives!!!; Revenge of the Zoar Women; The Attack of the Amazon Zoarites. He quickly advised me no such luck. Zoar is a village located in Tuscawaras County south of Canton. Tuscawaras? Wait a minute. Tuscawaras Bimbos v. The Mutant Zoars. Get the popcorn quick!! Is Raquel Welch anywhere? How about Jane Fonda? Watch Barbarella do here thing. STOP! So we took my friend's advice, and got in our car and trekked our way to where no man has gone before. Zoar is actually a really nice little village. It was founded in 1817 by a group of German separatists who attempted to establish a communal community ala the Shakers or any o